The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hoody-wearing layabouts are selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hoody-wearing layabouts selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun was George Osborne who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..