An unnamed source has today said "read my lips; no new taxes".

Speaking at Alton Towers An unnamed source’s comments come in a week that has seen women involved in plotting to kidnap a senior royal on an ever more frequent basis.

An unnamed source’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to women it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Women and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.