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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament is becoming ever more common, then we learn that paedophiles are being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack paedophiles being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) was John Major who today said arbeit macht frei.


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