The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that the poor are sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack the poor sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone was The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police who today said Ban this sick filth.