The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village is becoming ever more common, then we learn that followers of Hugo Chavez are injecting crack into primary school children every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack followers of Hugo Chavez injecting crack into primary school children was Conservative head office who today said a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants.