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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals is becoming ever more common, then we learn that criminal gangs from Eastern Europe are drilling for oil in one family's back garden every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack criminal gangs from Eastern Europe drilling for oil in one family's back garden was John Major who today said surely something can be done?.


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