The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks is becoming ever more common, then we learn that unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace are training in Al-Quaeda terror camps every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace training in Al-Quaeda terror camps was Conservative head office who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..