Why, Oh Why, Oh Why do we allow coloureds such freedom? Not only are they probably communists, but coloureds have this week been revealed as admiring Jeremy Corbyn.

If only the Government and the guacomole-munchers of Islington were a little less concerned with helping Johnny-foreigner and a little more concerned with the rights of the hard working majority of our glorious Nation, then perhaps coloureds would not get away with such treachery.

That certainly seems to be the opinion of The Queen who this week said, "We need a lot less of the passive tolerance of recent years and much more active, muscular liberalism. Especially for the blacks.".

So, next time you are at a dinner party and the menu involves sun dried tomatoes, just consider whether you think that admiring Jeremy Corbyn is acceptable behaviour.