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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hoody-wearing layabouts are destabilising the British way of life every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hoody-wearing layabouts destabilising the British way of life was Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium who today said Hoorah for the blackshirts!.


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