The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that injecting crack into primary school children is becoming ever more common, then we learn that cyberterrorists are setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack cyberterrorists setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack was Vince Cable who today said yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening..