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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Twitter users are terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Twitter users terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village was The Pope who today said we are a grandmother.


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