The Mail has learned that cyberterrorists are responsible for selling heroin to the unions.

Has the world gone mad? Cyberterrorists are selling heroin to the unions with impunity. Hanging is surely too good for these no good scum. Why doesn’t the Government use all the money it has stolen from the hardworking families of Britain in stealth taxes to make amends for the situation. Probably because they are too busy lining their pockets!

The Mail spoke to Nick Clegg, who said "A large proportion of Britain’s Asian population fail to pass the cricket test. Which side do they cheer for?"