The Mail has learned that anarchists calling themselves the Wombles are responsible for injecting crack into primary school children.

Has the world gone mad? Anarchists calling themselves the Wombles are injecting crack into primary school children with impunity. Hanging is surely too good for these no good scum. Why doesn’t the Government use all the money it has stolen from the hardworking families of Britain in stealth taxes to make amends for the situation. Probably because they are too busy lining their pockets!

The Mail spoke to an unnamed source, who said "the day of the yob is upon us"