The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village is becoming ever more common, then we learn that followers of Hugo Chavez are being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack followers of Hugo Chavez being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) was David Cameron who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..