Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells has today said "I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.".

Speaking at Alton Towers Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells’s comments come in a week that has seen ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy involved in squatting houses left empty by families on holiday on an ever more frequent basis.

Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.