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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that listening to loud music is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Twitter users are sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Twitter users sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone was Theresa May who today said I blame all of this on stealth taxes and permissive education in the 1960s..


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