The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hoodies are destabilising the British way of life every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hoodies destabilising the British way of life was Norris McWhirter, speaking posthumously who today said If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened.