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I’m not racist but surely allowing unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Being foreign and suspicious looking is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace aren’t being foreign and suspicious looking in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Angela Merkel agrees with me, saying today, "I grew up in the 1930s with an unemployed father. He did not riot. He got on his bike and looked for work, and he went on looking until he found it.".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.


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