The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Jeremy Corbyn admirers are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Jeremy Corbyn admirers pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium who today said read my lips; no new taxes.