The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that fighting the poilce is becoming ever more common, then we learn that paedophiles are terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack paedophiles terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village was The Pope who today said A large proportion of Britain’s Asian population fail to pass the cricket test. Which side do they cheer for?.