The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that squatting houses left empty by families on holiday is becoming ever more common, then we learn that bleeding heart liberals are injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack bleeding heart liberals injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by was Vince Cable who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..