Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Al Qu’aeda bosses have been listening to loud music outside nursery schools.

Terror expert James May has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Listening to loud music: The True Face Of Evil", James May says, "surely something can be done?".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for Al Qu’aeda bosses. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.