Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Jeremy Corbyn fans have been engaging in steamy sex romps outside nursery schools.

Terror expert George Osborne has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Engaging in steamy sex romps: The True Face Of Evil", George Osborne says, "the lady’s not for turning".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for Jeremy Corbyn fans. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.