Shocking news has come to light that a recent spate of admiring Jeremy Corbyn has been perpetrated by bleeding heart liberals.

The Mail can reveal that bleeding heart liberals are actually not human at all but have been spawned in Europe by a bureaucrat known as Saruman who intends to wrest control of all that is good and decent using this army of misfits.

George Osborne said of the bleeding heart liberals, "yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening.".