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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that defacing statues in Trafalgar Square is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hunt sabateours are setting fire to libraries every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hunt sabateours setting fire to libraries was Richard Littlejohn who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..


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