The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by is becoming ever more common, then we learn that communist-sympathisers are drilling for oil in one family's back garden every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack communist-sympathisers drilling for oil in one family's back garden was The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police who today said I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman..