The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that reading the works of Karl Marx is becoming ever more common, then we learn that gangs of children, some still in their prams are getting away with arson every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack gangs of children, some still in their prams getting away with arson was Lala from the teletubbies who today said a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants.