Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps have been setting fire to libraries outside nursery schools.

Terror expert Jacob Rees-Mogg has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Setting fire to libraries: The True Face Of Evil", Jacob Rees-Mogg says, "new Age travellers? Not in this age. Not in any age. Let others speak for these New Age travellers. We will speak for their victims.".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.