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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks is becoming ever more common, then we learn that so-called refugees are injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack so-called refugees injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by was Beyonce who today said Waterboarding is not torture.


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