The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Noam Chomsky devotees are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Noam Chomsky devotees pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was Theresa May who today said a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants.