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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that reading the works of Karl Marx is becoming ever more common, then we learn that unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace are smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament was Enoch Powell who today said I blame all of this on stealth taxes and permissive education in the 1960s..


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