The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone is becoming ever more common, then we learn that anarchists calling themselves the Wombles are drilling for oil in one family's back garden every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack anarchists calling themselves the Wombles drilling for oil in one family's back garden was an unnamed source who today said I think hanging is too good for them; Its time to consider the reintroduction of crucifiction, especially for criminals..