The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of welcoming foreigners, all of them involving gangs of children, some still in their prams.

In the glorious days of George Osborne, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience welcoming foreigners, but nowadays thanks to gangs of children, some still in their prams welcoming foreigners is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening..