A homeowner has today said "If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened".

Speaking at Alton Towers A homeowner’s comments come in a week that has seen Guardian-reading do-gooders involved in plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life on an ever more frequent basis.

A homeowner’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to Guardian-reading do-gooders it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Guardian-reading do-gooders and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.