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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament is becoming ever more common, then we learn that anarchist leaders "the elders" are threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack anarchist leaders "the elders" threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks was Jacob Rees-Mogg who today said I grew up in the 1930s with an unemployed father. He did not riot. He got on his bike and looked for work, and he went on looking until he found it..


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