The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of defacing statues in Trafalgar Square, all of them involving Al Qu’aeda bosses.

In the glorious days of David Cameron, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience defacing statues in Trafalgar Square, but nowadays thanks to Al Qu’aeda bosses defacing statues in Trafalgar Square is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Ban this sick filth.