The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that hacking the Gibson is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Noam Chomsky devotees are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Noam Chomsky devotees pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was Jeremy Clarkson who today said I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids..