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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy are reading the works of Karl Marx every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy reading the works of Karl Marx was David Cameron who today said surely something can be done?.


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