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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by is becoming ever more common, then we learn that followers of Hugo Chavez are using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack followers of Hugo Chavez using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists was some bloke in the pub who today said I blame all of this on stealth taxes and permissive education in the 1960s..


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