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I’m not racist but surely allowing Twitter users to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that Twitter users aren’t selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. James May agrees with me, saying today, "read my lips; no new taxes".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.


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