The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists is becoming ever more common, then we learn that anarchists calling themselves the Wombles are smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack anarchists calling themselves the Wombles smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament was The Queen who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..