The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of setting fire to libraries, all of them involving Jeremy Corbyn-admiring lefty scum.

In the glorious days of George Osborne, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience setting fire to libraries, but nowadays thanks to Jeremy Corbyn-admiring lefty scum setting fire to libraries is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is We are a grandmother.