The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of causing obesity, all of them involving the politically correct Islington lefties.

In the glorious days of David Cameron, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience causing obesity, but nowadays thanks to the politically correct Islington lefties causing obesity is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I think hanging is too good for them; Its time to consider the reintroduction of crucifiction, especially for criminals..