The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hunt sabateours are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hunt sabateours pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was John Major who today said we are a grandmother.