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Sick filth on television, a nanny state, stealth taxes, floods of immigrants and now assisting asylum seekers. Welcome to Broken Britain!

Last Thursday following an intensive 20 minute investigation on Facebook, Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium revealed that louts have been assisting asylum seekers with impunity.

These misfits surely shouldn’t be allowed in a country that is still ostensibly Christian. Corporal punishment is the only option for louts.

"That might sound harsh but so is having your children broken into and your house taught to hate itself in the name of multiculturalism in our so-called schools." Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium went on to say.


Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium concluded, "Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets.".


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