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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that burning policemen at the stake is becoming ever more common, then we learn that gangs of children, some still in their prams are squatting houses left empty by families on holiday every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack gangs of children, some still in their prams squatting houses left empty by families on holiday was Beyonce who today said I blame all of this on stealth taxes and permissive education in the 1960s..


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