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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that the Unions are injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack the Unions injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by was Jeremy Clarkson who today said I blame all of this on stealth taxes and permissive education in the 1960s..


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