The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Cherie Blair’s friends are engaging in steamy sex romps every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Cherie Blair’s friends engaging in steamy sex romps was Norman Tebbit who today said yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening..