The Unions have been threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks the Mail can exclusively reveal.

How long can this political correctness gone mad be tolerated by British people?

The Queen said of the Unions, "Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts."

The Unions made no comment about the accusations when we didn’t ask.