The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals is becoming ever more common, then we learn that enviro-Mental-ists are reading the works of Karl Marx every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack enviro-Mental-ists reading the works of Karl Marx was Bernard Jenkin who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..